Joggers Suck - their sport sucks, the athletes suck

So I saw these two guys jogging down the street (crappy for your knees), so he stops me, and says, "What the hell are you supposed to be?" So I told him "race walking, haven't you heard of it?". He called me a doofus, so I said "Where did you get your shoes? Joggertown?? Or maybe Runner's World".

Then he goes, "Is that supposed to be an insult?", and then I say "If the shoe fits, bitch".