Lost Chance for Love

For the first time in two years, I had a girl in my bedroom, but I couldn't close the deal. She just left very upset because I could not perform in bed. I told her that I have to keep my legs straight - not bent - because those are the rules of race walking. This made things akward, and then she left. At least I didn't compromise the sport I love - racewalking. And I can still beat Gunner!!